Vertical Troy was one of the workers at the Pilot Command Contest.
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Verical Troy's job was to teach the party the basics of Pilot Command. He advises them to just cheat because the rules of pilot command are so numbers and change so often it's impossible to know them all (with the exception of Echo). He shows off his shiny pookie card, which is his pilot. While talking to the party, a '2 for 1 yaoi' sign fall on top of Troy, flattening him "Like a paper Mario character," and he died. He appears again, haunting Trixie alongside Crackerjack. When he spots the party, he asks Trixie to walk next to Tripwire, and precedes to yell at him for stealing his Pookie card, and then yells at Rick for loosing it. Rick tries to zap away Troy with his black magic at Trixie's request, but hits Crackerjack instead. Molly then uses her silencing powers to make Troy stop talking, and he soon vanishes afterwards.